I have been authorized by the United States Dept. of Music to conduct the following survey:
- Do you find that sometimes all music sounds the same?
- Do you vaguely remember when music told a story or expressed a feeling?
- Do you think music is a language?
- Do you know what Jazz is?
- Do you have trouble understanding the words sometimes?
- Did you hate your piano teacher?
- Are you tired of listening to music on the internet while the reflection of your face turns green on the screen?
- Do you ever listen to the songs that birds are singing?
- Do you ever hear church bells in the distance?
- Is there a flute buried in your closet somewhere under a shoebox full of cassette tapes?
- Do you ever wonder who made the first drum?
- Do you ever flick stemware at garage sales to see what tone it emits?
- Do you wonder why the left hand notes in piano music are in different places than the right hand?
- Do you believe that every conversation is an improvisation?
If you answered YES to any of the above questions, contact us immediately.